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"Panic Room"
RATING: 0 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES |
| Wow, I slept through this whole thing. OK, it's about a woman and her daughter who people break into their house and they go into the "PANIC ROOM" so they'll be safe. You see them sitting them for half an hour, AND YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THEM MAKING OUT! OR ANYTHING! Then, eventually, one of the crooks gets smart and builds himself a time machine. No, just kidding, though maybe that would have made the movie really cool. Instead, he builds a fort, with steps, so that he can surmount the door into the Panic Room. Then the crooks decide that hiding on the comfortable couch in the Panic Room wasn't such a bad idea after all. THEN, after much anticipated suspense, they think they are safe. Then, the velociraptors try to open the door, but Jodie Foster says, "They're just dinosaurs, they can't open a knob." BUT, they eat through the door jams and the crooks and the good guys. Lastly, we find that velociraptors were actually the crooks with a brilliant plan to fool even the movie watchers. Then, Jodie Foster takes her Jet Pack that she constructed during her residence in the Panic Room. She flys to Alpha Centurai and meets with her family. Overall, I would give four stars, but we here at Cintulanation.com only eat Grilled Cheese SANDWICHES, of which I give this movie zero. |
HOW MUCH I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE: 45 rubles |